Twisted Wares

Missy was a stay at home mom, who felt like her life was completely out of her control. Her son constantly pulling down the towel was just the push she needed to take back her power and create a product that she knew would resonate with moms and dads everywhere. Twisted Wares was born. The Hang Tight Towel loop design allows for your towel to be used as you would any towel, and it will stay put when you want it to without buttons, Velcro, or snaps.

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500 mg Fukitol - Towel
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